NEWLY RENOVATED 3BR CONDO RETAINS ORIGINAL CRACK DEN FEATURES : EXPOSED BRICK IN SHOWER. WORKING FIREPLACE IS CENTRAL HEAT.
ADJACENT TO PROJECT HOUSING. WITHIN MILE OF F TRAIN IF YOU WALK REALLY FAST AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. BRAND NEW APPLIANCES LIKE WORKING TOILET.
SKYLIGHT!!!!!THERE IS A SKY OUTSIDE. YOU HAVE ONE LIGHT. BALCONY/FIRE ESCAPE. BUS AVAILABLE ON CORNER. SO IS PROSTITUTE. IMMIGRANT WASHER/DRYER AVAILABLE DOWNSTAIRS.
NO BROKER FEE. $50 CREDIT FRAUD FOR ALL APPLICANTS.
Has a certain kind of rustic charm.
ReplyDeleteI have looked at real places that are in about the condition of this one. "We're in the process of renovating," they always say. Why don't they renovate before they put up the stupid ad? Because they fly off the market anyway.
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Craigslist is a den of lies. I fear for the people attempting their personals sections.
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