Thursday, March 19, 2009

Smoke, drink, tan and become a gremlin

I've never quite trusted those " you in ten years" computer aging programs, they always tout on makeover shows. Plenty of people have a few drinks eat a burger and  go tanning, without ending up looking like Donatella Versaci on crack.  Yes, I suppose we could all afford to age well, with a nutritionist, a personal trainer, and the best Botox money could buy,  but I don't think aging naturally, even with a few bad habits, turns you into the creature from the black lagoon.

Over at Jezebel they have a clip from Tyra Bank's latest fear tactic induced episode. In it,  she showed three women how their bad habits would cause them to age into hideous monstrosities. I've never seen such things walk the street. But, apparently this is our future ladies. So drop that beer.

Apparently, drinking turns you into the night of the Living Dead.

Tanning turns you into the child from the Exorcist.

And smoking turns you from I love New York to Sister Patterson.


  1. OMG. Exaggeration. Completely.

  2. Sister Patterson!!! HAHAHAHA you totally saw her in a van in Syracuse. If that isn't grounds for aging into her likeness I don't know what is

  3. hahahaha LOL,well done, and yes im sure it was a dramatization.Like that old show
    (i forget the name,sorry) where the parents ae shown what there kids will look like if they don't loose weight.Haha, VERY dramatic indeed.

    Thank You
    No matter how old this is, it made me smile!
    ...havn't done that all day:)

    NNP Mils