Your brand sucks.
DEATH
What?
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
You're becoming obsolete. There's a new way to prolong life everyday. Stem cells, gene-slicing, yoga, Whole Foods. You, my friend, are a dying brand.
DEATH
Death is the one enduring reality of the human condition.
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
- Today, maybe. But tomorrow? You're donezo. You can't compete. Life, is what it's all about.
DEATH
Well, of course nobody wants to die-
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
- Don't sell yourself short, you can be top of mind.
DEATH
Really?
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
And I can help you, in exchange for my life.
DEATH
It's a hard sell.
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
A soft sell actually. I can make death thrilling, or soothing, or, dare I say it, sexy.
DEATH
I don't believe you.
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
How do you think we sell cigarettes, or high fructose corn syrup, or Double Whoppers. With Cheese! People are easy.
HeHe.... that was good..
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