So I saw a link for omegle.com on flavorwire, and I figured I'd give it a try. See in the 90's they had these things called chatrooms where you could talk to strangers, but this new-fangled site is different omegle is ....a chatroom with bigger fonts!!!.
Back in the heyday of chatrooming, when I was 13, I never quite perfected talking to weirdos. I could never get through all the a/s/l , to the small talk , to the let's meet by the schoolyard stuff. So I have tried again for your amusement. I did not make it very far at all.
Stranger: What is this thing
You: I don't know
Stranger: Why should I talk to you?
Stranger: give me a reason.
You: I don't know why should I talk to you
Stranger: I'm smart
Stranger: I'm witty
You: of course you are
Stranger: great bod
Stranger: you basically just won the lottery
.....And then I signed out.
Start a chat here. I encourage you to be weirder than me in your conversation. or try omeegah