Thursday, February 19, 2009

Real World Chet: Gay or just Republican?


Every time my roommates and I watch the Real World Brooklyn, the question lingers in our minds. Is Chet a closeted homosexual forced to live a life of lies due to his Mormon upbringing, or is he in fact, a rare breed of Republican Metrosexual? Let's take a look at the evidence.
1. Chet enjoys wearing a good bow tie

Either
Chet's bow tie brings back the ultimate in gay geek chic, as exemplified by the ever lovable Brad Goreski of Rachel Zoe Project.















or Chet's bow tie harks back to simpler times where small towns mattered, people had values, and dirty liberal commies had yet to destroy the fabric of our fine country.

2. In Episode 2, Chet puts J.T.'s extra large condom on display in the Real World fish tank.

Either Chet is incredibly fascinated by JT's sex life and hence feels it necessary to pay homage in a public forum.
or Chet is incredibly infuriated by JT's sex life and hence feels it necessary to protest in a public form.

3. Chet wears an excessive amount of makeup.


4. Real World Episode 7. Chet delivers a self-righteous lecture to Devyn about the errors of sexual double dipping.

Either Chet is jealous of the skill with which Devyn conducts her two man juggling act.
or Chet is offended by the skill with which Devyn conducts her two man juggling act.

5. The Bromance with the Soldier. Chet and Ryan spend a beautiful night on the dock of the real world house. Ryan proceeds to serenade Chet with a limerick about his days in Iraq forever endearing him in Chet's eyes.

Either Chet admires brave soldiers doing their duty in Iraq.
or Chet realizes some brave soldiers doing their duty in Iraq, are actually gay, just like him.

Love.

36 comments:

  1. I think Chet is just confused from years of not being able to express his sexuality. Although it is hard to overlook his occasional flamboyant behavior. I am pretty sure he went on a date with a girl in one of the episodes. Perhaps that was just to cover up his true closeted ways. Either way I find him, very entertaining.

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  2. Chet does fall into the gay stereotype, however, many gay men don't wear makeup, don't make their own clothing and they def don't display their friend's condoms. The only thing that can define Chet as a homosexual is him being sexually interested in men. Chet says he's not and also shows us that by not abiding by the society's stereotypes he is controversial. We should all fear being different!

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  3. I've never watched the show...but based on the evidence, I'd say repressed homosexual. He's one drunken experience away from awakening his true self.

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  4. He seems very concerned with Ryan. What Ryans doing, where Ryans going...what Ryans wearing....

    Ryan Ryan Ryan

    It's an officer and a gentleman, real world style

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  5. HE IS GAY however because of his religion he cannot admit it. listen to the way he talks about ryan.

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  6. Chet is obviously in love with Ryan. You can tell from the way he looks at him, the way he talks about him, the way he cries over him. This is certainly not the first time someone hides behind religion in trying to fool others regarding his sexual orientation.

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  7. I think Chet doesn't consider himself gay because he's never had sex with a man. But he is so obviously in love with a man. I'm pretty sure that makes him gay or at least bisexual. It's too bad his family and church are preventing him from identifying as his true, gay self. I hope he finds truth and happiness.

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