Countess LuAnn on the prowl...

So the New York tabloids are up in a tizzy, claiming that Countless LuAnn of Real Housewives of New York is off being "disCountess" all over town.

" LuAnn, who was there with her husband, Alexandre Count de Lessups, was trying to make out with women and married men,” -cityfile

"And with that, de Lesseps, who's married to Alexandre Count de Lesseps but has been caught in clinches with other men this year, announced, "There are no cute men worth my attention here," and left."- New York Post

How can LuAnn mess around on such a "doting" husband? And most importantly, how could she stand the thought of of putting her fancy title in jeopardy, dooming herself to a torturous existence where she is only referred to by the name LuAnn?

So, who is the Countess making her way around town with? Who could possibly replace Count de Lesseps in her bed and heart? I've narrowed it down to three eligible bachelors.