Wednesday, June 3, 2009

text mess

I'm a notoriously bad texter. Somewhere along the the way, t-9 always leads me astray. That's why I found this Mcsweeneys bit so amusing.

GOD TEXTS THE
TEN COMMANDMENTS.

BY JAMIE QUATRO

- - - -
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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