Thursday, June 18, 2009

life lesson: don't fall asleep at the tattoo parlor

A distraught Kimberley Vlaeminck speaks on her mobile phone at home in Belgium today - the 56 tattoos still healing across her face

Kimberly Vlaminck wanted a sweet little star trio on the side of her eye. Instead, she felt asleep during her tattoo session and woke up all kinds of star faced. She is now suing the tattoo artist, who claims that Kimberly actually requested all 56 stars.

Learning about this story, makes me think back to yet another fresh-faced innocent. Oh Danger, not you too?

http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/02/serious_tattoo_action.jpg

I kid. She actually wanted to look like that.

37 comments:

  1. She's Belgian.

    That says it all, sadly.

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    1. ohh really we belgians are odd and stupid or what?! I think the only one thats supid are you... who the fuck holds on stereotypes. Moreover Belgians are are known to be very conservative, especially in clothing. And I can know it I live in Belgium and I'm fucking proud!! <3

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    2. Dig the brew style

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  2. Hahahaha
    Now she claims she fainted...

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  3. Sebastian: excuse me? That sounds a little bit prejudiced to me!

    I'm Belgian and as far is I know, everyone here had a good laugh with the whole "Stargirl" story. No one believed a word she said to begin with and today, she finally admitted she made the whole story up.

    Goes to say... you actually believed that story? I pity thee! ;-)


    Salutations from a proud Belgian still.

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  4. Huh? Believed the story...?

    I was laughing at the fact that she obviously ordered her face to be covered in stars. Not that she tried to cover it up.

    Apologies for the random slur on your country; but Belgians have a bit of a reputation for being... odd. At least in my experience :P

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  5. so she made it up?

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  6. And why are we odd then?

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  7. Personal experience, I guess...

    Most Belgians I've had the pleasure of knowing have been a little... different.

    Don't take it too personally. We've had to live up to the stereotype of bad teeth and tea/crumpets for centuries...

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  8. oh please thisdaft girl ov askefo itu cantfall alseepduring a tatoo session anywere let alone the face im sorry but shut ur wining girl u new what u wanted u got what u wanted!!!!and no tatooist would tatoo without the sentcil so she new whet was happening kat von d wana b gone wrong me thinks!!!

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  9. Strange story!

    Had a laugh when Sebastian said: "She's Belgian.That says it all, sadly". Cause a like a good joke about Belgians.
    But Belgians are not odd or different!
    I can tell cause I live in the Netherlans about 20 km for the Belgian border.
    Most Belgians are really frienldy and welcoming people.

    And okay maybe Kimberly Vlaminck is a bit odd/different.....

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  10. Forgot the d in Netherlands :S, can't even spell my home country right.

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  11. ughhmmm...I've fallen asleep during three of my tattoos...it's not hard you just have to not be a pussy.

    Second. He had a picture of it in his tattoo book, you dont get that unless the client lets you take a picture of it.

    annnd third. she's an idiot and so is anyone else who believed her!

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  12. WTF...I seriously got my first tattoo about 2 months ago in between my shoulders on my upper back and every time my artist went over my vertebrae I was in excruciating pain. I almost fell asleep during the rest but I can't imagine my cheek bone or my temple being tattooed and me falling asleep! That is so ridiculous!

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    1. im a tattoo artist and some people just have the tolerance but she did make it up some spots u cant even feel tho its funny this girl must have been on drugs...

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    2. ladonna i know your not real i saw the picture your using on another account with a different name i think you maybe someone named lisa i have also seen nude pictures of the girl in your pictures on numerouse porn sites

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    3. ladonna i know your not real i saw the picture your using on another account with a different name i think you maybe someone named lisa i have also seen nude pictures of the girl in your pictures on numerouse porn sites

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    4. ladonna i know your not real i saw the picture your using on another account with a different name i think you maybe someone named lisa i have also seen nude pictures of the girl in your pictures on numerouse porn sites

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    5. are u fkkn stupid i am real idiot https: //www. facebook. com/ Mz.VooDooDoll so come at me again? and i dont have nudes on the internet thank u so maybe direct me to what ur talking about since u swear its me lol i hope i feel stupid for calling out a real person!

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  13. it looks like she has sparkle achne....

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  14. why would anyone mess up their face so permanently for money? ha there mustbe better ways to scam i'm sure. Looks like a 5 year old has scrawled over her face with a biro. Why would the tattooist agree...all sounds barmy to me.

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  15. Forget the fact that this silly girl AND the tattooist thought it would be a good idea to do the milky way on her face... What astounds me is the fact that BOTH her parents believed her far-fetched lie! How could two insane grown people raise a child for 18 years and NOT know when she was lying?!

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  16. this isn't real - it's very obvious that in the photo it is actually henna paste on her face, and you can see some faded brown stars too which is what a henna tattoo looks like once the black paste has dried.

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  17. What a dumb ass! Im 28 and my parents would kill me if I did something like that! Besides the fact she looks creepy now. So dumb I tell ya! If I were her parents Id beat her ass!

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  18. let me tell ya if i had a needle near my face there is not a chance of falling asleep... really i mean come on that tatt should of taking 20 mins tops i think i would of been awake.... wow can we say money hungry....

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  19. Didn't know there were this many Belgians...

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