How to be a "New Media" Expert in 10 easy steps

1. Claim to live in a state of Augmented Reality.
2. Date my Avatar or a least cyber with one.
3. Retweet other people’s musings on social media as your own.
4. Retweet other people’s lunch dates as your own.
5. Find hilarious cat videos and send them to all your facebook friends.
6. Forgo all existing friendships to engage in imaginary facebook friendships with cooler people that you have never met and will never meet.
7. Stare pensively into your iPhone while in client meetings.
8. Say you’re crowdsourcing that one.
9. Tweet,blog,email,stumbleupon,chirp,text, but for god sakes never have a real conversation.
10. Attend events about being a social media expert at which you refer to yourself as a social media expert.