Circleboarding the city

The actual skills leave a little to be desired, but there's potential for some very cool stunts here.

Sex for the lonely hearts among us

Where the dirty hipsters are

Big Ben on Twitter

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Japanese Upskirt App is all kinds of wrongs

The iPuff is a new application wherein the user blows into the mic to lift up the skirt of a woman on the screen. The harder you blow the higher the skirt goes up. Pervs, there's an app for that.

South Korean LoveLand is quite dirty

Taking a moment to appreciate the absurdity

I can't really figure out the target. It seems like the button down is getting all the action.

Adorn yourself in vadge

I'm usually for female empowerment wear. Supposedly each piece of jewelry is an original hand sculpted in the image of the owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and people may tell her: she is beautiful.

I get the premise. But there's something just disturbing about wearing a replica of your nether regions around your neck. Just so you know, I share this sentiment about penis necklaces. I'm not anti vagina as much as I am anti-disembelowed vagina. For some reason, I just don't want to see private parts make their way up fashion food chain. That is all.

You can see more items from vulvalovelovely on etsy.

Barbie Porn feels so Anatomically Wrong

Created by photographer Alex Sandwell Kliszynski. Makes you realize a little nipple goes a long way. For more riske picks without private parts check it out here.

Obama and unicorn make strange bedfellows...

For some reason, people always associate president Obama with magical unicorns and other flights of childhood fancy. Up till now, the association have never been quite so sexualized. I can't quite grasp the reasoning behind the rest of these paintings but I suppose each of us is entitled to our own strange,strange fantasy life.

Painting by Dan Lacey found on prostituted thoughts.

The median yearly cost of higher education is 42% of the median yearly income of U.S. citizens.

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Girlfriend Pillows for the Lonely

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

Designer Stefan Ulrich has come up with what could be an early prototype of a real body pillow girlfriend. He calls it Funktionide, an "emotional robot" that changes form depending on how you hold it. Combined with advanced robotics, this could yield something that is soft, cuddly, humanoid, and capable of intelligent conversation.

On the scale of real live person to blow up doll, this may fall squarely in the sad, sad middle.

From the minds of hipsters

IN LUST from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Baffling.

Russian Bride skits make me uncomfortable

Must say though Megan Fox is a much better actress when she doesn't speak.

The babble of foolish men

"... the vodka buzz (or drunk) only lasts a few hours at a time, and eventually pickles your liver. A Russian bride on the other hand gives you years of pleasure and love. She is beautiful, charming and most likely has a career. Russian women grow with a good work ethic. Although, maybe you don’t want her to work. But that’s neither here nor there. She will give you many years of pleasure and love (did I say that already?). "

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At what point did Russian women become a novelty item? This is wrong in so many ways.

Another 911 Ad. Really?

as for the plastic people

I watched addicted to beauty last night with a mixture of shock and awe. It boggles my mind that a client could come to this spa and think to themselves " My, I'd like to look more like the staff."

The worst plastic surgery victim on the show the spa's owner (who has rendered herself incapable of smiling via botox) keeps gabbing on and on about other people's appearances and upkeep and looking so fresh and oh so young. Yet she is completely oblivious to the freak show she's turned herself into. I for one rather look wrinkled then look like I have two tennis balls stuffed in my cheeks. But I may just be behind the times on this one.

The worst part of it, of this alien meets kitty meets porn star look the crew has working, is that it's replicating itself time and time again. As exhibited below...



This all makes me think someone, somewhere has decided it's actually desirable to look unhuman. Which makes me both sad and scared. But mostly scared.

mom jeans that wink at you

I don't know what to say.

sourround sound carpeting

Did it have to be made? No. Is it cool anyway? Yes. I think.

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